Seeing Single

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hope you enjoyed today's edition. i'm seeing single. and i approved these messages.

Blog-girlz Rules

#30: Flattery & mean-ness are but a breath apart. One is sure to lead to the other.
#29: If you don't get along, assume it's him...
#28: The key to success with guys is to treat the ones you like like the ones you don't.
#27: If they can't decide if they want you the first time, it won't get any better the second, third, or fourth time around.
#26: Men only realize how much they like you through missing you. So if he doesn't appreciate you, get gone.
#25: The next hot guy you'll date is just around the corner. Stop crying & get your MOVE on.
#24: Never have a man for a baby.
#23: As a single-person, it's hard to flirt with couple-dom & then walk away unscathed.
#22: Love 'em or leave 'em. Don't try to do both at once.
#21: Raise your standards & men will try to outperform.
#20: You can't get warmth out of a stone-cold heart.
#19: People that really want to leave you & your relationship are like thieves. They don't tell you they're going to mug you first. They just do it.
#18: To give a hug you have to open up your arms.
#17: Slow & steady wins the race. Wait - why is it a race?
#16: Take no prisoners. Take no shit.
#15: He's only as hot as he thinks YOU are. Really.
#14: Boyz: easy come, not easy go.
#13: Sometimes when you have to pay the piper for just having a bit of fun, he charges more than you think he will...
#12: Not that there's anything wrong with it, if it IS just sex.
#11: If he keeps showing up & being there when you need him, it's not just sex.
#10: We can't be born with dignity, but we can break up & die with it.
#9: Sexy is as sexy thinks.
#8: Good girls don't like nice guys because we don't want to be good. And bad guys help us out with that.
#7: Don't ask everyone for advice. Only ask those that think like you.
#6: Stop chasing, start running.
#5: Someone who is obsessing over you...is an obsession for someone else.
#4: If you want to catch someone's attention, stop trying to get it.
#3: With so few good men, if she dumped him, trust her judgment until proven otherwise.
#2: NEVER talk about exes in detail (PrincessB)
#1: Don't talk to your girlfriendS about your boyfriends. Make it one or none...

Seeing Single

December 04, 2007

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