just call me stupid

this boy don't got NO clue. i mean none. i thought he was just dumb but listen to this. this guy makes me want to keep online dating just as fodder for my blog.

k, remember "i'll take you to a great restaurant, buy you a drink, (one, cuz i have to get back to work at 7 p.m. and i'm wicked cheap) and then call you on your cell 5 minutes later to invite you to my place for chinese takeout?"

well, i thought this guy was just dumb. cuz he looked pretty cute & innocent. turns out he's devious also. badly. obviously. i almost feel sorry for his ass.

i of course, seeking to educate him as to the world of womanhood, write back later saying it is neither safe nor smart to go to a stranger's house on the first date. somewhere along the line he got confused. which seemed only to worsen.

in his last e-mail he assumed that because i didn't want to go to his house the first time i met him, i am not looking for a relationship. would i be interested in a occasional physical friendship, in which case he would be happy to help get me into my own place.

i should write back and say, sure, i'll be your hoe...!