seeing-self

k, this is a self-revelation post.

1. seeing single sucks.

that about covers it. don't let this blog convince you otherwise.

you know what it sucks, too. well, that's on a good day. ;) or night...

so that means it doesn't necessarily suck in a bad way, at least all the time. ok, am i convincing you otherwise? ooops. dicks have a way of doing that.

2. i've wished i were a guy nearly my whole life. i think guys have more fun. i think women have much sexier bodies & i wish i could have sex with them AND be straight. since i can't, i'll choose straight. thank you very much.

there, i've come out of the closet.

i'll take a single, straight-up, with a twisted dick.