cheapsdate
so here's some thing my next boyfriend will NOT do
- pay for dinners with Entertainment coupons
- smile sexily at some other gorgeous girl right after we get out of bed for the first time
- or ever
- lie about anything to anyone anywhere anytime for any reason
- have sex with anyone else anywhere anytime for any reason
- call all his friends "they"
- get jealous of my career success
October 24, 2007
"i don't"
i don't think i'm cut out to be married. i'm just not good at telling guys what to do nicely & that's what being married is all about.
before you laugh, notice: i'm right.
that's not the only reason, it's just one of them.
which leads me to the point - maybe i should just give up. how odd that in dating, you get what you want when you give up...
ok, here's to giving up. i'll let you know how it goes...
i don't think i'm cut out to be married. i'm just not good at telling guys what to do nicely & that's what being married is all about.
before you laugh, notice: i'm right.
that's not the only reason, it's just one of them.
which leads me to the point - maybe i should just give up. how odd that in dating, you get what you want when you give up...
ok, here's to giving up. i'll let you know how it goes...
October 23, 2007
singlehood: the land of the free & the home of the brave
well, i'm back to being single again for about 1 month. (not counting the time since the july post - you see how long this trip to single-hood took! i got a little lost along the way. need a GPS next time...) anyhow, good for me. got a little of my mojo back, thanks to 3 ex-boyfriends-cum-friends that conveniently show up between break-ups. (if they don't happen to show up on their own, i help them out a little bit.)
i should call them my break-up squad. yes, they're my BUS boys. :) gotta love good exes, like bad pennies, you don't want to pick them up again but they're useful in a pinch.
i've broken up so many times you'd think i'd written the book on it. this time it was particularly hard though - and actually took me a few months to pull off. that little "fling" i thought i'd have just morphed into Break-up III & i have the scars to prove it.
since the breakup 2 guys have invited me to hawaii, another to new york & the third is saying he loves me. the other night i made out with another hot guy & had 2 more lined up.
and as you know - it's the big fish that got away that captures your imagination. the ex factor. or ex facto. or EXF. you know, we should have an EXF channel. (maybe we do.)
ok, well, i'm rambling. truly Break-up III has left me with PSTD. i'll get over it soon. let's see, will it be in NY or Hawaii??? hmmm...
well, i'm back to being single again for about 1 month. (not counting the time since the july post - you see how long this trip to single-hood took! i got a little lost along the way. need a GPS next time...) anyhow, good for me. got a little of my mojo back, thanks to 3 ex-boyfriends-cum-friends that conveniently show up between break-ups. (if they don't happen to show up on their own, i help them out a little bit.)
i should call them my break-up squad. yes, they're my BUS boys. :) gotta love good exes, like bad pennies, you don't want to pick them up again but they're useful in a pinch.
i've broken up so many times you'd think i'd written the book on it. this time it was particularly hard though - and actually took me a few months to pull off. that little "fling" i thought i'd have just morphed into Break-up III & i have the scars to prove it.
since the breakup 2 guys have invited me to hawaii, another to new york & the third is saying he loves me. the other night i made out with another hot guy & had 2 more lined up.
and as you know - it's the big fish that got away that captures your imagination. the ex factor. or ex facto. or EXF. you know, we should have an EXF channel. (maybe we do.)
ok, well, i'm rambling. truly Break-up III has left me with PSTD. i'll get over it soon. let's see, will it be in NY or Hawaii??? hmmm...