October 24, 2007

cheapsdate



so here's some thing my next boyfriend will NOT do



- pay for dinners with Entertainment coupons

- smile sexily at some other gorgeous girl right after we get out of bed for the first time

- or ever

- lie about anything to anyone anywhere anytime for any reason

- have sex with anyone else anywhere anytime for any reason

- call all his friends "they"

- get jealous of my career success

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