March 07, 2008

not in his kiss...

if you want to know
how good he is in bed
it's in his walk.

that's where it is.

March 05, 2008

the plot thickens...

in an effort to maintain good will on earth, i finally call back bachlorette who has called me yet again. on the trip she overheard me talking to my new best friend about how to get to her wedding. she has called to tell me she did not invite my new best friend to her wedding & in fact, her guy doesn't want her there. he gets "bad vibes" from her.

nice. this girl was invited to her bachelorette party but not the wedding. this girl also chipped in $115 for drinks sat night for the group. i think she should get her money back.

bachelorette then tells me she's going dress shopping this weekend, aludes to me coming along.

for why?

i'm so confused. whose opinion should i trust? i guess my own. talk about bad vibes, i'm getting bad vibes from this whole fricken' wedding-selection-rejection process.

i'm keeping my new best friend, thank you very much.
recipe for hot, hot, hot

Mix together:

cologne
cigarettes
gum
pheremones
element of mystery
pre-existing attraction

Add:

hookah
techno music
dancing

Marinate in:

grey goose

Best served:

in the dark, by sexy guy who treats you like a goddess
20-20 hindsight

this is when seeing single is a bitch.

i'm very shy & this is a cold & insular city. so to lose one's group of girlfriends & best friend in particular is shocking. in fact, i haven't been more shocked at something since i found out my dad wanted to divorce us. (not a freudian typo.)

when one doesn't have an SO, well, you have your friends & your g-friends & your family. losing any of these makes for a long, cold winter.

but then, what have i lost? seeing yesterday's events makes me wonder...


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bachelorette: calls me to make sure i made it home ok on the bus, was i ok?

me: yes, i'm fine, thanks! no worries.

bachelorette: brings up my drunk friend topic.

me: i'm glad we were able to ditch my drunk friend without hurting his feelings. i've known him so long, i'd hate to make him feel bad.

bachelorette: well, i just don't care about people's feelings when they're not being nice.

(ohhhhhhhhhhh. yes. i see that now.)

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bachelorette: sends e-mail to thank everyone for coming out to party

me: writes back, thanks for getting us out to party for you. pix up soon!

me: puts up pix. is now done with the whole situation, thank you very much.

apparently my new best friend: writes thank you to me for putting up pix, thank you to mr. ny for showing us a good time.

bachelorette: writes to mr. ny telling him to come visit and we'll show him around.

(uhhhhhhhh, we? showing My boy around? i'm glad you appreciated the pix, btw, you're welcome.)

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bachelorette: calls me 3 times yesterday, never leaves message.

me: i don't pick up.

March 02, 2008

bachlorettes, boyz & betrayal

i just returned from the oddest weekend ever.

bachelorette party in the city, for someone who i consider(ed) my best friend, but who is apparently leaving me off the bridesmaid list. in favor of girls who don't even show up to their own birthday parties when they know about them & try to scare boyz off that you are trying to pick up.

anyhow, clearly i missed the memo. which would have explained her distant behavior at the b-day party i helped her guy throw a couple days ago.

this is the same girl that two years ago cried and made a big scene with my new boyfriend because she was afraid she would lose my friendship. now the happier, more sexy & independent i feel, the less she wants to be around me. hmmm.

she's not wrong to not pick me, it's her wedding. if she doesn't want me around to show her up, why should i slink around in shame? nah, i'll hold my sexy head high. (might as well pick a reason that makes me feel better too, right?)

so now what? cross that wedding off my list? how does one get over that? yeah, you don't.

when i get married i will have no bridesmaids. i will just tell all my friends to wear the same color scheme & we'll all get in the picture together. i think bridesmaids is bullsh*t anyhow. but instead of fertilizing friends, the bridesmaid bullsh*t ruins them.

so on to the boyz.

i invited one boy on the trip, but he couldn't make it. boy #2 showed up drunk & we tactfully sent him on his way. the boy behind door three, a former co-worker, was hot and fun. and we got hot & had fun.

to cut to the end of this bizarre weekend, i found myself in front of the bus station & hopped on one. arrived home with no keys so i had to leave my car parked at the garage, & no badge for work, all stuff that was in my bag that i didn't care to retrieve from my "friends" after finding out how little i'm apparently liked.

my head is spinning.