today's post: me, myself and i on a date

there are lots of things you can do alone when you're single. right. yes you know this. but did you know one of the funnest is to take yourself out for a date? i call it supplementary dating. sounds like a diet pill. but it's more fun. and less dangerous. usually. unless you're wacky like me. (last year when i took myself out for a movie, i once tried to pick up a date at the theatre. ha. that was a trip. he was nice though...said he was meeting someone afterward but i could sit there if i wanted to. nah. my seat was way better. but it was fun. i walked away saying to self, girl, you rock. you got no fear ;)

so today i was less adventurous but had way more fun. i...took myself out to see the exhibit in the state house titled "where in the world is boston from?"
you know when you've been wanting to do something like for AEONS of time? i've been wanting to see this exhibit for like over a year now. so i got up off my cute little ass & JUST DID IT.

it was great. you wouldn't believe. there's a big wow about doing something you've been wanting to do. i walked into the exhibit and i kid you not, took a deep breath and smiled and was just like CHECK, i'm here! (the last CHECK off my list was STOMP last weekend. that was about a 6 year wait time. yeah, sometimes my friends just don't like the things I like!!)

there are some really cool things about dating yourself! you're never late for your dates, you always wear the right thing, you don't answer the cell phone in the middle of a conversation with yourself, you don't have to worry who is going to pick up the check, and you don't have to ever compromise on anything! i rock! yes, i do.

and by the way, the exhibit was really good too...

today's topic: feet

so let's talk about guys feet. guys have great feet. i guess. some women like to look at their feet. you know why. i don't. i don't really care. feet are feet. do they work? great. can you walk? good. can you carry me? ah, even better.

so why oh why to men like to do this...

see pretty girl. like girl. try to impress girl. spend lots of money on girl. put best foot forward. pull out ak47. shoot self in foot.

boys boys. do you never learn. the idea on the first 2 or 3 dates is to impress the girl, to get her if you can, then decide if you want her. (yeah, we know that's how it works.) but what's wrong with you that you have to lose her to your own stupidity?

oh well, thinks she, thank god he shot himself in the foot now instead of pulling off the i'm-the-greatest-guy-since-hercules stunt -- i can move on to bigger and better things. at least bigger...

yes, it's a good thing you're an idiot now rather than later. but we'll never get why you waste all the time, money and effort doing it. we'd never do that. we'd rather hit the sale rack instead. speaking of which, i'm on my way over there now.