today's topic: feet

so let's talk about guys feet. guys have great feet. i guess. some women like to look at their feet. you know why. i don't. i don't really care. feet are feet. do they work? great. can you walk? good. can you carry me? ah, even better.

so why oh why to men like to do this...

see pretty girl. like girl. try to impress girl. spend lots of money on girl. put best foot forward. pull out ak47. shoot self in foot.

boys boys. do you never learn. the idea on the first 2 or 3 dates is to impress the girl, to get her if you can, then decide if you want her. (yeah, we know that's how it works.) but what's wrong with you that you have to lose her to your own stupidity?

oh well, thinks she, thank god he shot himself in the foot now instead of pulling off the i'm-the-greatest-guy-since-hercules stunt -- i can move on to bigger and better things. at least bigger...

yes, it's a good thing you're an idiot now rather than later. but we'll never get why you waste all the time, money and effort doing it. we'd never do that. we'd rather hit the sale rack instead. speaking of which, i'm on my way over there now.