October 16, 2003

i'll take a whole ba(t)ch of those right over there...

one of the best things about being single is that...

i can write to any of the bachelors featured in this month's cosmo! and being the smartish sort of good-looking blond i am, i have a decent chance of them writing me back.

hmmm. who will i write to? how about mr. west virginia, mr. alabama, mr. wisconsin, mr. arkansas. that'll do for starters.

damn, sometimes life is sweet.

now, what do i say to them...?

October 15, 2003

ignorance is bliss

so i'm a bright one. i make this site about being single and then can't write about my dates because of course, they either know i keep a website or they can find out by looking up my name online.

that said, who really cares about the actual dates i'm having anyhow? isn't the whole point to portray how it IS to be single (and unfortunately, only when i feel like writing, not when i feel good and happy and not-like-writing)?

anyhow, happily, dating is a part of life, but not the whole.

...life is bigger, bigger than you, and you are not me...