i'll take a whole ba(t)ch of those right over there...

one of the best things about being single is that...

i can write to any of the bachelors featured in this month's cosmo! and being the smartish sort of good-looking blond i am, i have a decent chance of them writing me back.

hmmm. who will i write to? how about mr. west virginia, mr. alabama, mr. wisconsin, mr. arkansas. that'll do for starters.

damn, sometimes life is sweet.

now, what do i say to them...?