August 23, 2008

good morning, good morning

title of e-mail to me on dating site: "sex"

content: "Hi do you want to have sex?
thats all I want
Wayne"

my reply: "thank god, some guy finally called it!

yeah, i want to have sex, but probably not with you. especially if you ask that way.

how's that for a straight answer, right back atcha!

his reply: "LOL, I read your profile and was feelin goofy so I just wanted to make you laugh!!!
Have a good morning :)
Wayne"

LMAO. I am now!

August 22, 2008

side action

guy 1 on elevator just now: "you gotta calm down. she's not my girlfriend."

guy 2: "ok man."

guy 1: "she's just a little side action."

guy 2: [changes subject]
baby angst

...is a bitch.

it is a no win situation. i'm not even really able to consider whether i WANT to have a kid. it is considered for me.

i don't want NOT to have a kid.

but what am i supposed to do with this baby angst? child care is $1200 per month. and do i want to have a kid to be raised by someone else?

or do i want to try to find a father for the kid, who will get some sense that that factors heavily into the rush into relationship? i never want to do that to a guy.

ayiyi. curse this clock.