good morning, good morning

title of e-mail to me on dating site: "sex"

content: "Hi do you want to have sex?
thats all I want
Wayne"

my reply: "thank god, some guy finally called it!

yeah, i want to have sex, but probably not with you. especially if you ask that way.

how's that for a straight answer, right back atcha!

his reply: "LOL, I read your profile and was feelin goofy so I just wanted to make you laugh!!!
Have a good morning :)
Wayne"

LMAO. I am now!