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So I'm on match, and here's two winners. One guy, we'll call him Chris cuz his name is Chris, writes to me a couple times, things are cool, and he suggests to meet up Sunday. I write back ok, and he -- removes his profile. So then he writes to me on Monday, and then when I ask him why his profile is down. Here is what he says:

>How was your w/e?>>I hid my profile for a few reasons, and will do that whenever I feel>I'm too busy to make any new contacts. Match is so time consuming that>I just need to take a break from making any new 'aquaintances', and>pursue the ones I have already made...such as you. I'm busy at work>right now, so I'm just pacing myself.... I cancelled my home phone>and don't have email at home right now until I get my cable modem>going, so I don't spend much time on match anyways. That's why I never>saw your response on Fri, and just got it this morning.>>Gotta run, maybe we can catch up tonight.>>Chris>>Second email-------->>PS...I really just didn't want my wife to see it up there.... ha ha ha!

How's that for honesty from a married guy?

Here's the next winner. He's just so positive about me and life that it is SO attractive.

My time on Match is about to end tomorrow after 6 months. So I onlyhave one more day of pain! (smile) I think I am going to take a breakfrom Match for a few months until maybe the New Year unless I getmarried or die or both. Before my current time is up, I thought that Iwould just say what the hell and go ahead and write those in myFavorites. You did not hear me, but I just said what the hell.There is nothing not to like about your profile, and I do not see youbeing around Match very long. There are several things in particularthat I like. If you are interested in communicating, it would be greatto hear from you. I am not sure if you will have access to my photosafter you read this, so email me if you like at ...

Take care, David.

Wow, girls, get in line for these winners.

Some days it's great to be single.