real men don't eat (my) quiche

i just baked the best quiche that ever was made. mmmmm. you have NO idea how good it was. it possibly, possibly rivals my 3rd apple pie.

i'm going to make someone very very happy someday. me. i love my baking. and dammit, so does everyone else that eats it.

you'd never guess...i'm talented in the kitchen as well. who would thunk it.