of birds & bees & flowers & trees
i don't often LOL at guys' dating profiles, but this one was just so "cute" i had to! this good-looking dental student or something writes of what he wants in a woman:
"I'm looking for a sweet, playful girl to accompany me in this - one who is as cute on the inside as she is on the exterior."
IMHO, this means a cute bitch. me, i don't think this describes me, so i wouldn't respond. does any girl think this describest her? yeah, probably not.
this is the part that kills me. in the question, where would you like to go on a first date, he says
"i'd really like to go for a walk in a park close by my place that has some really nice flowers and trees."
i'm LMAO.
[ROFL]
[still ROFL]
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[still ROFL]
the last time i took a guy to the park - he got so bored he mentioned it when we broke up. :)
what exactly does a red-blooded man want to do at a park with nice flowers & trees? yeah, i see couples hanging out there all the time. but really, how sappy can you get. why doesn't he just say i wanna go anywhere that will get you in the mood - and fast - but still keep you looking cute!
[stops ROFL.]
oh duh.
i just got it. "close by my place."
NOW i get it!!!!
[starts ROFL again]
3 comments:
I'm afraid that without my Flonase, taking me for a walk in the park would interupt my cuteness in a hurry. Sneezing and blowing your nose constantly can not be considered cute.
I do believe men try to tell you what they think you want to hear. When in fact we want to hear, "Let's go soemwhere fun, laugh and have a great time and then maybe we can go some place close to your place ( or his )
(wink wink) They just do not get it!!!
Now see? I viewed the "go to the park" suggestion as being code for "I'm cheap".
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