"rolled-back" research

good news for all diet haters. apparently, if there is a walmart near you, you will weigh less. it seems that the low cost of goods encourages you to eat healthier and lose weight automatically. just call it the walmart diet.

what is not mentioned is the rolled-back budget for this research, with the discounted version missing the correlation between the findings and the conclusion. or perhaps research project A was conducted, while results from project B were reported.

no doubt walmart paid nothing for this study, and instead this discount research was heavily sub-sidized by the local farmers and real estate agents either at gun-point or when they were heavily medicated on anti-depressants due to the devaluation of their property and uprooted turnips when walmart came to town.

all i can say is, thank goodness that walmart bank never got approved! if walmart does this with research, what would they do with my money?