Seeing Single

July 25, 2008

mean what i say, not say what i mean

friend: [choking. coughing]

me: are you ok? [deeply concerned]

friend: [choking. coughing]

me: [thinks]

friend: [choking. coughing]

me: yeah, clearly you're not. but what else is there to say?

friend: [choking. coughing. laughing.]

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news headline: Woman Dies Laughing When Asked If Ok

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