dear go jump in a lake

i really hate the DH phrase on message boards. every time i read that phrase i want to throw up. blech. as if married ladies that sound like they're talking in the 1950s don't rub their status in our singleton faces enough.

in fact, usually the DH phrase is followed by his not-so-dear actions.

so what is ours? DB? for dear boyfriend? i think i'll start a new online trend.

DB = dear boyfriend
DR = dear readers
EXB = dear ex-boyfriend

women of america, it's time to rise up and claim singleton status as a recognized class in the world.