why oh why do guys do it this way?

so i'm contemplating online dating again. so i page through a few guys. i know it is a hopeless venture, as soon as i turned 38 i stopped showing up in guys' searches. i know that's the reason i got less responses, since i look hot still. oh well.

so i see this guy. he's very good looking & i click on his profile. in addition to his friends at the sports game, hot convertible, there is a pic of him with a stunning blonde, perhaps a movie star or playboy model.

now, why do guys do that exactly?

here's what i see from that:

1) this is the kind of girl i date. if you don't look like her on your worst day, don't bother.

2) i'm still dating her. i will keep dating her. partly because she's actually my wife.

3) she's a real-life doll. ooops, i mean a sex doll. i keep her just in case you don't work. or even if you do. we can have a threesome.

4) she's my sister. right. and i'm a nun.

5) i'm so desperate, i have to show you that i can actually get women. in real life they won't come near me.

if i do get a personal ad again, i'm contemplating putting a disclaimer at the bottom.

"don't call me if you are already in a relationship or with someone who thinks you are. i will ask you. if you lie, i will hire a private investigator to tell your SO. that will be fun for us. not so much for you."

well, it looks like i won't be doing online dating again after all. i don't seem to have such a positive attitude toward it.

ya think?