girls lie

ok, we do. we don't think we're lying but we do.

like when we say i don't do ______ on first dates - it means - i won't be _________ YOU. ooops. little lie there.

it's our version of "i'm not ready for a relationship." yeah, you've heard that before. with whom?

and we really think we have these standards.

until we don't.

i had told mike i wasn't gonna be kissing him goodnight cuz i don't kiss guys on first dates. yeah. and so i didn't kiss him at the end. what does that mean? i'm so virtuous. hee hee. not.

it means i didn't want to kiss him. ooooooops. good that he cut his losses.

now i have this serious profile up where i scare all the bad boys away that are in relationships. again, i'm so virtuous. but some hot guy shows up & asks me what are you going to be halloween night?

and of course i say

- loved by you.

& now we're being sexy-texty.

yup. so much for um, you're super hot, are you really single?

oh well, he's in NY so i won't meet him. but it all goes to show -

we lie just like guys.

ooops.